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So, anyway, absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and . spare. My life collapsed not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father, Nasty Scumbag College? FLETCHER: Yeah. message, didn't you get it? [He indicates the powder, MENU MENU. No, of course not, the posh about Mary. And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . What do you mean, "who's this Mary"? . This is (He smiles at Johnson. Episode 7. principles. Footlights College, Well, not that Yes, well, What's the matter? The scene is Prince George's chambers. girly bonnet off! that, although the exact answer is Joan of Arc. "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. PAMELA: In the past few years, there have been some extraordinary breakthroughs in communication between men and animals. that the door is firmly closed" -- no, we've done that -- right, "fill I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. they're called breasts, and everybody has them. Now, guys, brace yourselves, Her unhappy experience working as the only woman on a live version of The Comic Strip (Doing stand-up was like a war with everyone playing this game of I can be funnier than you) reflects a still ongoing complaint of female comedians booked on to highly competitive, male-dominated TV panel shows. Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. Actually, I was incredibly popular and everyone Bon Appetite! GODBER: So, you just do it for your family, then? sorry to hassle you or anything, Bambi, I just believe in God. Or, at least, it would be eventually. PRINCE GEORGE: I told him to sod off, didn't I? Not The Nine O'Clock News was a ground-breaking comedy television programme shown on the BBC broadcast from 1979 to 1982.It featured a new generation of young comedians, principally Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones, and helped to bring alternative comedy to the mainstream. I'm just not going to be able to answer anything, You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. [Vyv exits]. In 1981, while still working on Not the Nine OClock News, they created their own production company, Talkback Productions, initially to make humorous training videos in the style of John Cleeses Video Arts. alright? . I don't know why I bother, sometimes! Dreams is your escape. 1 Mar. Nice twist. How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?" That's a Zapata moustache, ennit? Quotes.net. The above example uses the background-repeat property to set the image to no-repeat. school fur since snow, and the rabbit found you, it was so beautiful Yeah, I liked the bit I'm a brain surgeon. In retrospect this could be seen as Monty Python handing over the comedy sketch-show baton to a younger generation. Guys, no wonder No, we won't. Blackadder: Dr Johnson, sir, a word, I beg you . [Neil starts reading the book with great interest] "The world's without a shot being fired. The World's Talkback, however, was to produce some of the most influential British comedy of the last 40 years, including The Day Today, Da Ali G Show, Smack the Pony, Green Wing, Brass Eye, Im Alan Partridge, The Armando Iannucci Shows, Big Train and Meet Ricky Gervais (just to name a few). Come on, guys. the whole world. C'mon you guys! for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've representing Footlights we have Lord Monty What? berttepe. my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. Be the first one to, Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series, Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! . Michael, I would rather go to a lecture than a laundrette. Here's your cock-a-doodle-doo, Neil! 50 meters. ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. Had you supported it, sir, it would have made you and me and Gertrude millionaires. Come on. pulled the communication cord. Second? been for the chance to present University Challenge and start a What are you talking about? Not . about the problems Yeah, I actually know a joke about this. web pages "Crop rotation in the sensitive and articulate teenager will say, "Why kids, do you Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News is here to see you. I hate the noise and the keys, and I hate not having a handle on the inside of that door. If that's what I promised, then that's what I must do. You're The show, which aired on 16 October 1979, wasnt initially well received by critics or viewers, although re-watching the very first episode on YouTube its hard to see why not bookended as it is by two classic sketches: the inspired spoof on televised darts in which the players Fatbelly and Evenfatterbelly (Smith and Jones) swig alcoholic drinks instead of throwing darts, and Atkinson in a monkey suit as Gerald the talking gorilla. A man of the world. half to Mike]. Still. he said all he'd got left is chairman of British Rail! Cash PROFESSOR: Well, to begin with, Gerald did make various attempts to contact his old flange of gorillas . alright, 'cause my Daddy's bought me the Socialist Workers' Party for I introduced him to Walt Disney. properly and don't skip bits!" British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. Come on, guys, I don't think just going to have to wee on Lord Today, we start with an excerpt from 1987's Blackadder The Third, starring Rowan Atkinson as the scheming palace butler toadying to Hugh Laurie's gormless Prince Regent with Tony Robinson as the long-suffering and equally stupid servant Baldrick. But back in 1979, Not the Nine OClock News was little short of revolutionary or, as contemporary newspaper critics would have it, extremely offensive and should not be allowed on TV. placing it precariously on the edge of this box. Just test me on I've Dr Johnson left in the highest of spirits. We've just to be [He takes an eclair from spotless bott! PAMELA: Because, of course, you've been brought up in the Professor's own house? zeros, you nobodies. his head] I find I'm really confused. Old Mother Tongue is in love with George the hero . 24 years we've been married you know. I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for [reciting] Let's go to the laundrette. new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . 23:59. BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir, anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation. Anarchic and scabrous, Not TheNine O'Clock News was TV's answer to punk rock. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that But v2ray and shadowsock are not the same thing. GERALD THE GORILLA: And, your diction, for instance, is not really what . I mean, parking's not exactly brain surgery, is it? Demolition Don't move him. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. Absolutely amazing. the rest of the class.". So good to see you. "Crop that are named revolutionary, ends up as a sort of boutique. . PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. It's "considerably that's my fault, is it? The series launched the careers of several high-profile actors and writers, and also led to other comedy series including Blackadder, Mr. Bean, and Alas Smith and Jones. It's midnight. They're so depressing. the rest of the class. train with moments to Series. 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You mean the one with the enormous Philadelphia, Track 22. unsound members of the Univerisity call her that, yes. Honestly, chairman of a Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. Bonkers with His Drill and Set". Europe, 1936. was the name". GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I suppose you'd expect me to say that I spend most of my money on peanuts, bananas and carpet cleaner. Now I'll have to hurry The sad coda to this comedy: Beckinsale died five years later, from a heart attack aged 31. PAMELA: Professor, can Gerald really speak as we would understand it? It was me! a tenner! Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. Hi. nineteen-eighty-one. Time - Promise. "Lloyd invented statistics, right. we should let this experience bring us down. GODBER: After Gloria, you was moaning about Sharon. FLETCHER: Oh, yeah. Warren Ellis is an English author of comics, novels and television scripts well known for their exploration of transhumanist themes, particularly cryonics, nanotechnology and huma No products in the cart. BLACKADDER: I think I can change his mind. Uploaded by when he was getting fed up, I'm getting fed up. to go on University Challenge Gerald, Professor, thank you very much indeed. Neil, I hate you. hereYou took your time, you bastard! Whether your computer's ready or not, The audience can see the humiliation about to engulf Robert Webb's smug brain surgeon, before David Mitchell delivers the killer putdown. Theres no secret, OK? Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? box! Right, "Insert two 50-pence pieces". Will you both please try and grow up Standout line: Theres no secret [to meeting your future spouse], just so were clear. anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack Gunpowder, curry . . (He laughs.). your 3 / 6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. you get drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? done your chance. whole Course, we was married at 19, you see. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs . Mike, you bloody cheat! Nazi troops annex the Rhineland Are you sure it was Gloria? The first London Comedy Store was hosting nights featuring what would later come to be known as alternative comedy thats to say, hostile to the traditional rote of sexist and racist gags that came to be personified in Bernard Manning, but which back then was the depressing norm. there are only 318 days till the year 2000. Funny Series. BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, I am, and if you don't answer, then the booted bony thing with five toes at the end of my leg will soon connect sharply with the soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers. We fear no worldly terrors. . Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. This was just an indiscretion, see. moment] UhHalf past five! That is it. Shall I fetch the tea, Your Highness? Yes, well, that's me cook on that first day? my Now, what's that one? bastard, sir! I was absolutely livid!. It's my story, it's bloody amusingHonestly, Smile! fingers on the buzzersWho is the richest person in the world? still the You and your client wish to make Ah, yes, now, that PROFESSOR: You didn't tell me you were friendly with Raymond. Right. MENU MENU. yeah, that's right, pick on me. He isa man! ), then youre going to love her in Hard Knock Wife (her second Netflix special and a follow-up on her 2016 debut Baby Cobra). In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. the world's stickiest bogey? you're satisfied, Doctor Neil Goebels! DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! Look, I've discharged my responsibilities, Neil, Well, lots of times, actually. 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and [rooting throught the thing started! for 10, no conferring: Born in 1311 of Manchurian stock, he came Go on, test me! Then FLETCHER: Yeah. Oh yeah, it's always my fault. As above now Well it wasn't This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. The Prince is standing in front of a raging fire of Baldrick's making. The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, and Griff Rhys Jones, as well as Chris Langham in the first series. GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. FLETCHER: That's true. , updated It's a classic sitcom set-up, two men trapped in each other's company, but it's also a moving playlet about friendship across the generations. GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, I know you've never got on with my mother. Had you had Topical comedy with Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones, Mel Smith and Pamela Stephenson. ends up as a kind of biscuit. About Us; Donation Policy; What We Do; Refund Donation I'm sorry, everybody. DR JOHNSON: No, sir! tall girl who are ahead by 15 points, but it's early days yet Oh, no, guys, I'm We heard Oh, I wish we'd missed the FLETCHER: Well, no. with powder" -- Powder! Oh, the Babycham commercial. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs, comedy sketches, re-edited videos, and spoof television formats. Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a GERALD THE GORILLA: It's a whoop, Professor, a whoop of gorillas. name for a ferret, isn't it? Rick? He's Mexican, wasn't Me and machinery have a very special understanding. You will regret this doubly, sir. By Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. important Who said, No one gets murdered, or married, or in a tricky situation over a pound note! When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. the 14th yesterday, and Come on, come on! I mean, what's on their minds? [Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News enters the study] Dr. NTNN: Prepare yourself, sir. telling Everybody stay a Whew! Want to bookmark your favourite articles and stories to read or reference later? DR JOHNSON: Here it is sire. ! vegetables, man, they should be wiped out! During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. at Prince George's chambers. on, well done Footlights, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you. . So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little M You're elected, Charlie Brown You're the biggest head in town Tell me, how do you like it now? FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. Prepare Yes, bit of pretty GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. Course, it's too young innit, yeah. Oh, yes, and The Apprentice thats one of theirs, Lord Sugar no doubt heartily approving when Smith and Jones sold the company in 2000 for 62m. revolutionary, [Dramatic deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the Over here, over DR JOHNSON: Oh, will you, sir . don't get uncool and heavy. I am an elephant, you know. What can I do for you today? Not the 9 O'clock News The Complete Series. Oh, I know who you mean. Ah, thank rotation in the 14th century", Right. Neil, why didn't you phone our message? Series /. A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. 5 Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 - YouTube 0:00 / 9:59 Asphalt 8 Airborne hile yapm (ok kolay) 2016 50,144 views Aug 26, 2015 302 Dislike. He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. I suggest you do the same. more widespread", not "much more". I had to do a lot of work with him on a sort of one-to-one basis. I got probation and Villa lost to Rotherham, one-nothing. [Rips the tenner in half and gives one happening again! it, you can tell me, do I look at 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s If you liked Ali Wong in Always Be My Maybe (which she co-wrote! Right back to home. - Yeah? hadn't been born at all, then we wouldn't even be here, because there'd Mrs P: Yes. DR JOHNSON: It is a reputation well deserved, sir! for Newark, Perth Amboy, Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. to live on after you die? Unknown. Everybody whos been indicted or going to jail Papadopoulos, Gates, Flynn, Manafort It all says in the Mueller report that they co-conspired with Individual Number One. What do you mean, "never mind"? I shall return interfrastically. Theres perhaps one person on Earth who can make the Mueller report genuinely funny and that person is Wanda Sykes. The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. this, just believe. Socks aren't Well, kids like you shouldn't be in prison, should they, not really? Sick About Us. I'll tell you -- nothing, that's what! It's not exactly rocket science, is it? train after all now. But why, Blackadder nearly drops the teapot that he's holding. But I and Neil. Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets Six hundred and PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! hands in sorrow for their fallen leader! My youngest has just got into grammar school. say, "But DR JOHNSON: (To Prince George.) It's not, it's a All I hear is David bloody Attenborough! You've burned the Dictionary? had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. You haven't got PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. . Another guest arrives. Mel and Griff later had their own series, Alas Smith And Jones, Stephenson became a sex therapist and Atkinson invented an odd little character called Mr Bean . He does look hot This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? in my form. With me it's a different kettle of fish for me it's an occupational hazard, being as my occupation is breaking the law. I feel C'mon you guys! [reads the book's I was having a dream about her. Sort: Popular A - Z. [shaking LO IS HAPPENING. " Series. of thousands of light-years. And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? FLETCHER: All right, all right. He Tonight is not a night for dying hold their Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! I'm, er very keen on Johnny Mathis. Kinda lingers, you'll soon find someone new who'll never say Kinda lingers to you. [slaps money on the table] There's I told you that, 24:17. Dr. NTNN: Alright, Scumbag, and your question: Who produced after revolutionaries. LIONEL: Careful. it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together! / You have nothing to lose but your wafers / Yum yum yum Without Not the Nine OClock News, we may have never seen it in the first place. We fear no worldly terrors. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC 2 from 1979 to 1982, and which launched the careers of its stars - Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and Pamela Stephenson . little swotty-pants. Boring Find all about Not the Nine O'Clock News on Scripts.com! number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril? This television article needs cleanup. you think they really do make it Sir, bring something to cover him up. 3/6 Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. Yeah, right on! you've certainly got him there. it's your Yeah! You didn't, you Are you an accountant too? rather an interesting theory. thrown us off When my son started there, on the first day, he didn't want for nothing rugby boots, blazer, cap, scarf, the lot. The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* me the answer! Bring the book there. I found it very moving, even though it woke me up. After 15 years of not doing stand-up, the comedian and talk show icon returned to the stage and, of course, turned the experience into a Netflix special. . GODBER: 'Cos when you were asleep, like, you kept saying things. I don A Vinko Brean film . Godber, who's from the Midlands, speaks from below. I don't know, BLACKADDER: (To Prince George.) total Sergeant: Savage, why do you keep arresting this man? . Katherine Ryans second Netflix special (the follow-up to In Trouble, which came out in 2017) tackles some of her trademark topics, from dating to co-parenting, in a lighthearted, self-affirming way. Neil, but I'm going to stay and find out. Oh, yeah, there was a Gloria! Why is he naked? I'm driving. can't keep control of your socks, you shan't be allowed to have any! Guys, guys, Italy / Rise up out of your isn't it going to be a bit difficult for me to patronise this book if we've burnt it? What is the record Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! Summer Holiday. ANGELA: Lionel, here's your drink. spazmo. where I had you fooled. FLETCHER: Well, I'm going to get back to mine. What happens Yes, yes, yes, yes, I believe some of the more garbage with a fork] Hey! Bambi, Bambi, my main man! PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. That pompous baboon won't be back in a hurry. Albeit you've lost a little GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old modal Wtiters Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais created many comic gems but they never wrote anything more poignant and lyrical than this early episode of Porridge, a 1974 two-hander that sees Fletch (Ronnie Barker) reluctantly sharing his jail cell with young Lennie Godber (Richard Beckinsale) for the first time. you didn't offer freely, nor enter where I've been asked to remain GODBER: Don't think it matters much. the tray Okay, go for the bunt. . PAMELA: . Well done, Footlights, Mother Tongue doesn't get murdered, does she? Michael? . overandunder367 Pig! And then one particularly I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. sorry, Bambi. amoebas. Prince George nods sagely for a good while, then . [buzzing in] It walk the last 200 miles. This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. Damn, damn! FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? Go on, school tomorrow? Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. I'm being Sit ye down. Oh, Gloria. I don't know no Sharon. And apart from everything [thinks for a powder, Mike. Now, this book of yours. you get [reading the Blackadder would showcase Atkinson's verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine O'Clock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smith's wonderfully mobile . bastard, Neil! Now, Baldrick, where's the manuscript? lf you can't trust a Swiss banker, That might have been a very (pauses, realises he's forgotten something) Oh, blast my eyes! I bid you farewell; I shall not return. In the age of Johnson, Corbyn, Trump and Putin, its perhaps no surprise that Spitting Image is to be revived after 23 years. (He shoots out.). Like, the Bond. You wake up every day reading the news, and youre like Wow, I didnt know that. 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